>United States

>Strongest nation on Earth for 67 years and counting

>Highest GDP on Earth<--current U.S> debt as of Nov,07-12,___16,241,019,856,105

>Worth 51% of the global economy

>Largest navy in the world

>Has military bases on 1/3 Rd of the Earth

>Only country with a functioning rail-gun -Canada has what can be only describe as a "halo suit"
Iran has a functioning rail-gun

>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth -the united states is a year behind everyone else

>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones -wrong-

>Developing a new generation of spaceships -who isn't-

>Only country to have been to the Moon -china-

>Only country with a private sector actively working in space

>Global centre of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication <-- I can only laugh at this statement

>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart

>Won WWII single-handedly <--- the united states was the last country to enter the war and before that they were offered to join the ****'s, on that note, technically Russia won the war as they were the ones who liberated Germany

>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now) <--the war of 1812 you had your asses kick and on top of that the British burnt down the white house

>Leader of the free world <---The united states the most conservative and repressive society ever

Don't like us? No problem. <---if it weren't for Canada we would have let the Russians drive right through and wipe you off the map.



At the end of the day, you are all American people. <---when the British stop drinking tea
You follow our elections <---because we need something to laugh at
You eat our food. <-- you eat everyone else's food
You watch our moves and television shows. <--your all media whores
You wear our clothes. <---I were clothing made in my own country not American garbage
You copy our vernacular.<--I speak English not ""american"
You access American websites. <--you access everyone else
You copy our Constitution and our laws. <---false statement
You read our books,<--you read everyone else's books
ponder our art,<---Not many people read the back of the Twinkie box
use our weapons,<--we use the base design and modify it heavily
drive our cars. <--you drive everyone else's cars
The global economy is based on the US Dollar. <--the global economy is based of which ever dollar is worth the most
Our military maintains bases on your soil. <---everyone else has bases on your soil
When our President speaks, you listen <--The world would be a better place outside of america for this reason, none outside america listens to your president.
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Actually we do have the largest Navy and Air force but yea even i know most of this is bullcrap.Plus i dont really care about our war history but im pretty sure the only major wars we didnt win were Vietnam and The Korean War.And they werent loses either.Vietnam was a police state action while the Korean war never officialy ended.